Then join us at The Walking Dead as a Walker! The Zombies on our show are, by far, the most talented actors on camera, and the only reason this show gets any ratings at all!
Graduated Julliard acting school, top of her class, gave the performance of a lifetime in Season 2, episode 10
The Walkers are the sole reason people still watch Walking Dead! It's just like Lost -- we like to pretend people watch us for our acting or writing, but it totally isn't! After all, our writing is thinner than a Thai prostitute, and with more gaping holes!! But don't break our illusion. We like being up our own butts! It's warm there.
So why not become a Walker, where you'll go through 11 hours of makeup, give a grueling performance, get stabbed through the head, and receive exactly zero acting credits!
** Note: If you don't have the talent to pull of playing a Walker, then don't worry: we'll put you in the main cast where your lack of talent will fit in perfectly!!
African American males, however, will have to wait until the current black guy dies, of course. Right now we're at Tyrone, and he's been on for a while, so it shouldn't be too long now!
Apply today! Send your resume and head shot to BrainsBrainsBrains@AMC.com. And by "head shot," we mean a picture of what your head looks like shot.
Join us at The Walking Dead, the series that is only on TV thanks to our makeup team and zombie extras. You could almost say that our show is a Walker: still kicking, even after being totally devoid of life and personality for years. We hope to hear from you!
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